Little Numbers by iknowitainteasy (tumblr user heartwolf)
“Tell me everything.”
“Everything.”
“Kurt!”
“I mean it. It’s- He’s everything.”
The Avengers according to Tony Stark.
#this one time #Tony thought he was completely alone in his lab#and he called her Anne of Green Gables #he woke up the next morning with a knife dangling from a string above his head #and she replaced all his shampoo with red hair dye#and all his clothes with dresses made for a 12 year old girl from 80 years ago #Tony then hid under the bed until Pepper convinced him it was safe to come out again because Natasha was in Bulgaria on a mission #sometimes Tony thinks that Pepper and Jarvis like Natasha more than him



